If our Piano could speak:
“As I enter my 26th year, I continue to be treated as "room candy," in a home where the only music my owners listen to comes out of small boxes that call themselves “Pandora.” I have so much potential to fill this home with my rich and vibrant personality, but my original partner has not touched me in over 15 years and I understand she has moved away to a space that is too small for my presence. Apparently, she now owns a tiny 3rd cousin of mine that sits on a stand and plugs into a wall.
“I need a new home and a partner that will invest in my potential to bring joy to all who see and hear us together. I am extremely low maintenance and lack the capacity for jealousy so If you choose to invite other instruments into our relationship, I am just fine with that.”
My owners are moving and are willing to consider all reasonable offers.